Copy Cleanup Membership

Monthly copy cleanup for business owners who want the speed of AI and the spark of a real human voice. It’s time for less robot, more you!

And, Yes, you know you need it…

There’s no denying it: AI can churn out words at lightning speed, faster than you can even say “ChatGPT.”

BUT does it sound like you?

OR, does it sound like every other business on the block?

It’s a bit ho-hum, right?

Well, that’s where Allsorts steps in. I’ll take your AI-generated drafts and turn them into copy that connects, converts, and actually sounds like YOU and YOUR BRAND (instead of a robot).

Halle….luja!

How It Works

Fast turnaround, zero stress, and no more “think they’ll know a bot wrote this?” nerves…

WHAT’S INCLUDED

✅ 3 or 5 pieces of AI-generated content polished per month (your choice of membership)

✅ Brand voice consistency cleanup (your brand voice!)

✅ 48-hour turnaround (or it’s free)

✅ One round of minor tweaks included

✅ The eyes and experience of a professional copywriter (hey, that’s me!)

✅ No lock-in contracts, cancel anytime minus hard feelings

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this about beating AI detectors?

Nope.

AI detectors are about as reliable as a weather forecast in Melbourne, occasionally right, mostly random, and definitely not worth losing sleep over.

I don’t waste time trying to “trick” algorithms (because, honestly, they’re crap). My focus is, and always will be, on content that connects with real humans. If your copy sounds like you and gets results, that’s what matters.

End of story.

What counts as a “piece” of content?

A single blog post (up to about 900 words), a web page (up to 500 words), a single email (up to 500 words), a pack of 5 social captions etc.

Your welcome email, yep one piece. Your 7-part welcome series… not so much. If I think your 2500-word article presented as a single piece is taking the piss, I’ll tell you before starting and using your monthly allocation.

How do I submit my drafts?

Easy. I’ll send you an onboarding PDF on signing up so you can always go back and refer to the process. Every step of the way will be clearly explained with links to follow.

If anything changes and I move to a new system, you’ll get an updated copy of any instructions you need. The bottom line is you’re busy, so this will be easy.

Can I buy extra pieces?

Absolutely!

Extra pieces are$97 each, no drama.

When does my month start?

Your subscription runs month-to-month from your sign-up date, so you always get a full month of Allsorts magic.

You’re a copywriter, so why are your doing yourself out of a job?

Very fair question, but I’ve got a different take on it.

Many small business owners understand the need for quality copy and content, but the price of an Australian copywriter is out of reach for them. True story. And just the way it is.

So, they’ve had a tinker and discovered ChatGPT does (what they feel is) an adequate job and hey, something is better than nothing, right?

But, this is only kinda true.

While shitty, robotic GPT produced content fills blank spaces, it doesn’t fill hearts or flood your pipeline.

And while most other copywriters won’t touch this kind of stuff, I’m happy sprinkling my magic to serve small business owners needing content done easier.

Who is the ai copy cleanup membership For?

It’s for you, if…

You’ve got the ideas and access to AI, but don’t know how to refine the output
You’re sick of releasing content that just doesn’t connect how you’d like it to
You want professional eyeballs on your messaging to ensure it represents your brand well
You want to be seen differently from the flood of obviously AI-generated crap out there!

What the membership provides….

A clear, strategic, repeatable system built on:

✅ A transformation – from the robotic AI-sounding content you submit, to the more engaging (and like YOU) content I return

✅ My set of professional writer eyes on your content, so that it reads better

✅ Consistent availability for your content to be reviewed, making it more likely you’ll get it done

✅ A streamlined and efficient process for content editing, but one you can cancel at any time

✅ A solution that is significantly cheaper than having me start from scratch, and you get to keep 85% of the control

If you are happy using AI to put your ideas into words, but realise it needs a polish before publishing, you won’t go wrong with this!

And what it can’t and doesn’t Do….

Before you say “take my money”, there are some things you’ll need to know. The purpose of this membership isn’t to:

❌ Attempt to outsmart or trick your audience

❌ Avoid AI-detection platforms. Tip: Don’t use them, they’re unreliable and inaccurate

❌ Turn an ordinary idea into thought leadership

❌ Provide you with a content strategy or marketing plan

❌ Replace professional copywriting (I’m here when you’re ready for that)

⚠️ IMPORTANT: While you get 3 or 5 content reviews monthly, with unused reviews rolling over, the membership is subject to fair use and word length limits.

What Makes This Different?

🧠 Economical Access to My Brain
Even though I haven’t created your content from scratch, it’ll still get my copywriting expertise and magic touch.

🗣️Keeping Human-First Readers Front of Mind
No matter where or how your content is developed, its job is to connect with HUMANS. I make sure of this.

🔓 Accessible for AI DIYers
If you’re playing with AI and getting reasonable results, this is your shortcut to better content without the time and frustration.

Ready to get started?

Whether you’re going to commit to 3 pieces of content per month or 5, the membership is waiting so you can start getting that AI-generated copy sounding like you today!

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